Air Force Pagans
By DAN ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writer Dan Elliott, Associated Press Writer – Mon Feb 1, 5:53 pm ET
DENVER – The Air Force Academy has set aside an outdoor worship area for Pagans, Wiccans, Druids and other Earth-centered believers, school officials said Monday.
A double circle of stones [...]
Birthers, Truthers, and Aliens: A Conspiracy of Stupidity
The world seems angry about a whole heap of idiotic issues these days. I want to take a second to address these ideas with my usual diplomatic tact (roughly akin to a blunt-force trauma).
The Rumor: 9/11 was an “Inside job”. This group, known as “Truthers” believe that Bush and his cronies either set [...]
Support for Satan’s One-World Government
On May 14, 2009, the evil global elite met in Greece for the yearly Bilderberg Conference. For those who don’t know, the Bilderberg Conference is an annual meeting of the Western world’s elite. Only the most powerful bankers, economists, oil barrens, and media moguls are allowed to attend. According to most right-wing Christians, it is [...]
The Names of God
The following is an excerpt from The Heathen’s Guide to World Religions, (P. 17&18), explaining where the names of God came from. The dialogue here begins just after Moses was tossed out of Egypt, when he was stuck tending sheep for Jethro…
Moses and the Sheep
Living well is the best revenge.
~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum
Moses does [...]
Want to understand How Nutbar Scientology really is? Ask Hubbard.
I thought long and hard about what I should write about Scientology. In the end, I decided the best thing I could do to show Scientology up for the fraud it is would be to let L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology) do it for me.
Unlike Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, Scientology’s founder has [...]
A Heathen’s Take on Prostitution
Assume that some old guy gets horny and picks up a hooker. She then ejaculates, fellates, or otherwise sexually pleases him. For most young women, the prospect of drawing semen out of an old, wrinkly man (who probably smells like sweat and vodka) is revolting. Sure, some prostitutes deal with horny-but-attractive clients, [...]
The Secret
A few years ago I was asked to help in the creation of a fake religion designed to dupe people out of their money. I, of course, explained to the people asking me to do this that I had made a solemn oath never to use my superpowers for personal gain, and thus declined their [...]
Long live the evil empire.
Apparently, there is a cabal of evil Antichrists out there that may or may not be reptilian. They are empowered by Lucifer, and are working hard to re-create the world for their own, evil purposes.
I’d like to be the first to welcome them.
Think about it. The evil cabal that Born Again Christians are terrified of [...]
Ockham’s Razor
The bane of my existence:
To challenge a religious belief, you need at least one Ph.d.
To be a missionary, you need to be breathing. (Strike that. Breathing is optional.)
The net result of this is that the vast, vast majority of people are told that they “just don’t understand”, while at the same time every idiot with [...]
